Hamsterbating

What is Hamsterbating?


1.

the hamster version of masturbation

even though they are actually cleaning themselves, it looks more like they are pleasing themselves

Bruno: Hey man, what in the world is your hamster doing?

Alfie: Oh, don't worry about it, he's just hamsterbating.

Bruno: Gross man, you need to get him a woman!

See stroking, choking

2.

a hairy person who masturbates

Rememba when Pat was caught by a security in da bathroom for jacking off?

-His hairy ass, dat man was hamsterbating!

See masturbation


37

Random Words:

1. A hondruan female with an extremley Big booty, and a sexyy face ''Damnnn soon you see that heidy ovah dere? yeahh Homie i&apo..
1. When your ex still weilds the ability to convince you to drive 6 hours for a subsequent bootycall. Cliff: Where you this weekend? Matt..
1. This is commonly called a "yeast" infection. It is usually caused by Candidia albicans which is a fungus normally found in s..