Hamsterbating

What is Hamsterbating?


1.

the hamster version of masturbation

even though they are actually cleaning themselves, it looks more like they are pleasing themselves

Bruno: Hey man, what in the world is your hamster doing?

Alfie: Oh, don't worry about it, he's just hamsterbating.

Bruno: Gross man, you need to get him a woman!

See stroking, choking

2.

a hairy person who masturbates

Rememba when Pat was caught by a security in da bathroom for jacking off?

-His hairy ass, dat man was hamsterbating!

See masturbation


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