What is Hamsterpants?
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When someone only passingly familiar with modern English and the word "happenstance" is presented with a situation that is so coincidental, it's as if a higher power has ordained that it should be so.
When a juror finds a perfectly organic way to reference the movie "So I Married An Axe Murderer" during sequestering, and then it turns out he has a portable dvd player and copy of the movie under the table. Juror #1: "This opportunity is way to hamsterpants to pass up."
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A miniature garbage can depicting a caricature/parody of a politician, celebrity, or other famous figure, who is "full of trash.&qu.. 
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Latin, 'I make dolls'
or alternatively, 'I do little girls'
Originating in a Latin Bowl type event now infamous in..