Hamsterspan

What is Hamsterspan?


1.

The approximate lifespan of the average hamster--roughly 18 months.

DUDE: "So you're committed to {boyfriend} for 18 months?"

LADY: "Oh HELL no man, you know I have a thing abt commitment! That's...that's a HAMSTERSPAN!"

See time, commitment, hamsters, love, fear


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