Hamsterspan

What is Hamsterspan?

The approximate lifespan of the average hamster--roughly 18 months.

DUDE: "So you're committed to {boyfriend} for 18 months?"

LADY: "Oh HELL no man, you know I have a thing abt commitment! That's...that's a HAMSTERSPAN!"

See time, commitment, hamsters, love, fear

Zorf

1. An alternative word for a nerd or a geek That Dude is such a fucking zorf!..

Kerchmar

1. A person with ketchup in their brain that is from mars. That person is such a kerchmar. See ketchup, mars, dominican republic, spaghet..

W00terskates

1. Like the word lollerskates, but using w00t instead of lol. I just made it up. Yay for me!..

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