Hamsterspan

What is Hamsterspan?

The approximate lifespan of the average hamster--roughly 18 months.

DUDE: "So you're committed to {boyfriend} for 18 months?"

LADY: "Oh HELL no man, you know I have a thing abt commitment! That's...that's a HAMSTERSPAN!"

See time, commitment, hamsters, love, fear

Caffelle

1. a fat tub of lard that cant get a girl because he smells like dump! Wow i wish i wasnt a caffelle! See huge, whale, fat..

Cageing

1. something guy and girl will do..in the future..? -ed and -ing and of course... girl WILL be on top sometime ^^..

Underpaste

1. The uncomfortable feeling when the skin of the male genitalia is stuck together in the underwear. A girl in my class saw me as I tried ..

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