Hamsturbate

What is Hamsturbate?

When you use a hamster for dirty deeds. Usually will end with the hamster dying.

Bob: I got a new hamster!

Sam: Then let me hamsturbate with it.

Bob: But you'll kill it!

Sam: It's okay...*snatches hamster*

*a couple minutes later*

Bob: MY GOD!!

See masturbate, hamster, animals, animal abuse

Zunk

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Shwonkie

1. After ejaculating one collect one's cum and wrap it up in a spliff. dude I just came lets smoke a Shwonkie See cum, smoke, spliff..

Backdoor Tomahawk

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