What is Hamsturbate?
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When you use a hamster for dirty deeds. Usually will end with the hamster dying.
Bob: I got a new hamster!
Sam: Then let me hamsturbate with it.
Bob: But you'll kill it!
Sam: It's okay...*snatches hamster*
*a couple minutes later*
Bob: MY GOD!!
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With just a flick of the wrist, you go from harmless citizen to vicious, knife-weilding warrior. Same stigmas as a swithblade apply; se..
