Hamtoucher

What is Hamtoucher?

A person who enjoys the the tactile pleasure of touching ham.

For christs sake... some b3tan is moaning about the lack of definition for the word 'hamtoucher'. They must be a hamtoucher.

See ham, toucher, touch, hamtoucher, cleo

Paturdity Leave

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Raunchity

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Naked Rule

1. If you live with other people and nobody is home then you have the oppourtunity to get naked and do everyday things, when/if caught you ..

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