Han Shot First

What is Han Shot First?

1.

References Star Wars (AKA Starwars IV: A New Hope)

1.) Stating the truth, instead of a spin-doctored story.

In the original version of the movie, in the Alien Smuggler's bar, Han Solo shoots the alien bounty hunter Greedo in cold blood with a blaster hidden under the table.

In the "Special Edition" some badly cut-together rehash has Greedo shooting at Han twice and missing from point blank range.

"I saw it all go down! This giant gang of his huge thugz was charging down to totally pwn him..."

"Oh come on man... Han Shot First."

See han, truth, star wars, greedo, story, spin
95

Random Words:

Jew Bait
1. Noun (denotes both singular and plural): Any coin, preferably shiny, of a small denomination that most ordinary people would not bother ..
Read more
W.a.c.k.a
1. Offically stands for: We Are Completely Kick Ass Or can be grouped as: We Are the Children of Kickin Ass 1.) That was a kick ass par..
Read more
Inverted Hammer
1. When the female partner is in the missionary position on the end of the bed and the man perpendicular at the edge of the bed and before ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free