What is Hand?
1.
An alternative to having a girlfriend
"I just got rejected again, oh well, guess it's just me and my hand again"
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2.
Control in a relationship
Ramone has hand in his relationship. That bitch does whatever he says.
3.
Acronym. Have a nice day. (Often said sarcastically.)
Go fuck yourself and HAND.
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4.
1. Object of masturbation.
2. Object of mooseterbation.
3. Something that performs tasks.
Dont use your head for it, I'll use my hand!
5.
Many a young mans' sex tool...
"It's just me and my hand tonight... Where's the lotion?..."
6.
used for slapping unobedient children
after all else fails use the hand
sold for $2.99
the kid spit on my shoe
so i gave him a hand in the face
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7.
a substitute for sex used in masturbation
gettin with my hand tonite
