Hand Edit Meaning

1.

An alternative to having a girlfriend

"I just got rejected again, oh well, guess it's just me and my hand again"

See ..

2.

Control in a relationship

Ramone has hand in his relationship. That bitch does whatever he says.

3.

Acronym. Have a nice day. (Often said sarcastically.)

Go fuck yourself and HAND.

See luser

4.

1. Object of masturbation.

2. Object of mooseterbation.

3. Something that performs tasks.

Dont use your head for it, I'll use my hand!

5.

Many a young mans' sex tool...

"It's just me and my hand tonight... Where's the lotion?..."

6.

used for slapping unobedient children

after all else fails use the hand

sold for $2.99

the kid spit on my shoe

so i gave him a hand in the face

See hands, hand, hitler, romanian

7.

a substitute for sex used in masturbation

gettin with my hand tonite