What is Hand Employment?
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To be given or to self fullfill the loss of a load via someone elses hand or your own. A number of lubes might be used to speed up the process such as: lotions, oils or POOP
Im too lazy to jerk off maybe you could use some hand employment while i flip chanels with the remote. But wait......... Try poop!
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a person, known or unknown, that leaves jiz in a random place; if it's a friend, they will never cop to it.
Who the hell jizzed on..
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someone who has nothing to do but read everyone's myspace comments.
lets be a nosey cunt and read sophie's comments
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(n) A vehicle that is missing one of its side-view mirrors, reminiscent of Vincent van Gogh's severed ear.
Some fucker sideswiped ..
