What is Hand Employment?
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To be given or to self fullfill the loss of a load via someone elses hand or your own. A number of lubes might be used to speed up the process such as: lotions, oils or POOP
Im too lazy to jerk off maybe you could use some hand employment while i flip chanels with the remote. But wait......... Try poop!
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Slang for cologne or perfume.
Hey man, want to borrow some of my Polo Cologne?
No bro, I don't do artifical flavors...
You could..
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A shit so demonic the foul stench has abandoned the toilet and crept through rooms and hit unsuspecting victims.
Dennis: What the fuck?..
