Hand Employment

What is Hand Employment?


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To be given or to self fullfill the loss of a load via someone elses hand or your own. A number of lubes might be used to speed up the process such as: lotions, oils or POOP

Im too lazy to jerk off maybe you could use some hand employment while i flip chanels with the remote. But wait......... Try poop!

See hand job, jerk off


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