Hand Me My Iron

What is Hand Me My Iron?

Give me my shank (or any other kind of weapon

oh thats funny huh? Earl hand me my iron

A mock phrase alluding to using one's golf equipment as weaponry.

When is a nine iron like a billy club? Whenever you want it to be.

Qweef Log

1. A small schedule of how many times a woman has qweefed. Hey Sandy, did you make a new qweef log today? See qweef, log, fart, schedule,..

Krohn

1. Someone who has had his banjo string severely snapped. Damn, he got krohn'd last night See weener, josh, banjo string, kron 2. ..

Uber-dextrous

1. Uber-Smart with Dextrous physical capabilities. Like the 9yr. kid Eric Applebaum from Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Whom was an ..

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