Hand Mustard

What is Hand Mustard?


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A term for semen, used in the context of masturbation or manual intercourse.

"Awww naw gurl. You done be jerkin' me off and I skeeted a load o' hand mustard on yo grill. Sorry fo dat."

See jizz, baby batter, the white stuff, cum, ejaculate


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