Hand Prostitute

What is Hand Prostitute?


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A man/woman that engages in hand sex in return for goods/services. large hands and nails help. uasually very flirty in the hand department. more often than not they wear gloves (tight leather) until the transaction has been approved. uasually say some kind of witty/topical one liner right before the handgasm.

Hand Prostitute:"hey baby, want a good time?"

Unwitting Customer: "do i?!"

*the two then proceed to hold hands in an explicit manner*

See hand sex, handjob, prostitute, hand, hands, Vince Noir


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