Hand Pump Edit Meaning

1. Someone who gets offended by jokes involving Nintendo. This is worse than Nintendo fanboys. Man, Joe's a real Nintentard. He sai..

1. Tar on toast. It was made poplular by The Whitest Kids U Know, a television series. I almost died cuz I ate that tar toast you gave me!..

1. Getting your dick sucked with a mint in the mouth of the sucker. "After I made her come, she clkimbed off and Altoided me through..