Hand Pump Edit Meaning

1. a fucking huge blunt laced with pcp after he rolled up a PCP torpedo and smoked it he gouged his own eye out. See pcp, angel dust, dru..

1. The act of secretly and quickly masturbating whilst your parents are home and/or at the grocery store. "Bye mom, take your time at..

1. The "name" of Houston's newly transplanted MLS team. Officially qualifies as the stupidest, most idiotic, fucked-up name..