Hand Shandy

What is Hand Shandy?

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?

Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.

a wank

Oh Gladys Dont wait up for me I'm off for a hand shandy

a wank, spanking the monkey, something huns do on a too regular basis

See Bobby

one off the wrist as regularly practised by Slimy Nigel Le Page of the Helen o Grady children's drama academy

Fuckin' hell that's a bloody stiff hand shandy you're having there slimy Nigel

Heavy Lourde

1. A giant weight that Strong Bad drops on Homsar after a fan asks Strong Bad to kill him. What es eet, Stwong Baaaad! 2. A Canadian 16-..

Inej

1. I'm not even joking Ive just bought a new mobile..its so gd INEJ. See inej, not, even, joking..

Eat That Eat That

1. when you make a shot in there face playing basketball i made a shot right in jeremys face an i told him eat that eat that..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Hand Shandy Edit Meaning