Hand Shandy Edit Meaning

1.

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?

Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.

2.

a wank

Oh Gladys Dont wait up for me I'm off for a hand shandy

3.

a wank, spanking the monkey, something huns do on a too regular basis

See Bobby

4.

one off the wrist as regularly practised by Slimy Nigel Le Page of the Helen o Grady children's drama academy

Fuckin' hell that's a bloody stiff hand shandy you're having there slimy Nigel