Handa Montana

What is Handa Montana?

The single guy's substitute for a girlfriend.

Question "What are you up to tonight man"?

Response "Man, I got a date with Handa Montana and Palmalla Anderson tonight"

See hand, jack off, masturbation, choking the chicken

Gorgen

1. the act of lowering sexual standards due to the presence of a living organism, usually a fat female, although pulling a gorgen does not ..

I Need To Think About Things

1. Your boyfriend is gonna break up with you. Guy: I dunno, I need to think about things Translation: I'm gonna break your heart S..

Zurcher

1. definition for many sexual positions, impossible to explain with just words the "wet" zurcher, the "oh my" zurcher,..

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