Handa Montana

What is Handa Montana?

The single guy's substitute for a girlfriend.

Question "What are you up to tonight man"?

Response "Man, I got a date with Handa Montana and Palmalla Anderson tonight"

See hand, jack off, masturbation, choking the chicken

Inverection

1. When the penis shrivels inward into the body, usually out of pure disgust at another human being. This process makes the penis resemble ..

Ugen

1. one Sexay Bitch. Everyone <3's the Ugen...

Zombie Gun

1. Gun to use in a zombie attack, or at least in a SHTF scenario where your neighbors and townsfolk graciously play the part of the zombie ..

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