What is Handbanana?
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A bright yellow, vaguely dog shaped rapist abomination of science and software piracy, handbanana is commonly known to prey on large, hairy, pale, pockmarked asses in compromising positions in many backyards across New Jersey.
If you happen to encounter a handbanana, and are asked if you're willing to "back that up"; ALWAYS SAY NO.
"Handbanana no! GET OFF MY ASS!"
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When you take a dump and flush it, but some or all of your turds come back up (back from the dead, hence the term "zombie shit"..
