What is Handblaster?
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A version of the handjob, the Handblaster is often received during one-night-stands and is pleasurable for neither participant.
Defined by a violent jerking motion and uneven stroke.
"Oh man... you take that sloptart home last night?"
"Yeah, she gave me a brutal Handblaster too. It sucked."
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The act of rubbing pancakes against ones sweaty breasts.
Jane wants to go to I-hop so she can berfinkle herself,
she loves berfinkling..