Handblaster

What is Handblaster?

A version of the handjob, the Handblaster is often received during one-night-stands and is pleasurable for neither participant.

Defined by a violent jerking motion and uneven stroke.

"Oh man... you take that sloptart home last night?"

"Yeah, she gave me a brutal Handblaster too. It sucked."

M.i.f.

1. Mom I Fucked Guy 1:Kevin's mom is the ultimate milf Guy 2:Nah dude shes a mif Guy 1:What's a mif? Guy 2:Mom I Fucked See ..

Cpmft

1. Simply "Couldn't pay me to fuck that." That's the girl you took home last night from the bar? Dude cpmft.. See fat..

Jodie Silver

1. a very nice thing, but is unfortuneatly a sket and gives everything head. omg, look at that Jodie Silver! See silver, sket, ho, girl, ..

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