Handblaster

What is Handblaster?

A version of the handjob, the Handblaster is often received during one-night-stands and is pleasurable for neither participant.

Defined by a violent jerking motion and uneven stroke.

"Oh man... you take that sloptart home last night?"

"Yeah, she gave me a brutal Handblaster too. It sucked."

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