Handblownjob

What is Handblownjob?

An event where:

1) You are given a handjob

2) The person who just gave a handjob gives you a fine piece of hand-blown glass.

3) You are given a blowjob*

*During the blowjob, the glass maybe used in several different ways, hey whatever floats your boat.

Mark: "Man, I just got a handblownjob!"

Dave: "Nice, can I see it?"

Mark: "Sure!"

*Hands glass*

Dave: "This is nice, you can notice the attention to the detail."

Mark: "I know, right?!"

See hand, blow, handjob, blowjob, glass, cat, remote, pudding

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