What is Handful-of-jacks?
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1. When a male strokes his penis up and down, slow at first but soon speeds up until he shoots his load. Normally onto a
2. A male getting himself off with his own hand
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1. While looking at my favorite jerk-off magazine, I played five card draw with handful-of-jacks.
2. I played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks all over my keyboard again.
3. After getting cock blocked at the bar by Mr. Jock, I once again went home and played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks.
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Someone who is not a member of something awful (a neckbeard)
"Hey look at that smoothneck over there."
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To check his sanity.
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