Handgina

What is Handgina?


1.

Male masturbation; what a loser uses as a substitute for the vagina he never gets.

That fat bastard Dave always talks about all the girls he gets up in, but all he ever really gets is handgina.

2.

When two fifth grade boys unite their hands together to take turns separating their hands to reveal the likeness of a vagina.

Wow that handgina looks almost like the real thing! HEHE!!

See handgina, tissue time

3.

Function: noun

Pronunciation: hand-'jI-n&

Inflected Form(s): plural hand·gi·nae /-(")nE /; or -nas

Etymology: Latin

1. Any of several putrid odors found to waft from the inside of any variety of gloves or mittens. Commonly associated with winter sports. (i.e snowboarding)

Dude, there's no way I'm putting on your mittens, as your handgina smells like a fart puked up a turd.

See vagina, angina, virginia, gloves, mittens


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