What is Handheld Pickle Cannon?


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A rather large, handheld gun that fires pickles or other pickle-shaped objects. Favored weapon of the anal marauder, who likes to assault victims from a distance, then close in for the violation.

Peter got hit in the eye by a mysterious vegetable shot from a handheld pickle cannon. He was one of the lucky ones.


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