Handifat Edit Meaning

1.

A person with a handicap license plate or sticker who doesn't have any physical ailments other than spending too much time at the bakery or buffet.

Hey, look at that fat shit at the dunkin donuts, I think she has a handifat license plate. I'll bet she hasn't seen her feet in ten years.

2.

1. (adj.) an ADA-recognized syndrome of big bones, thyroid disorder, and water retention, which entitles those afflicted to SuperSize their civic status along with their Value Meals, upgrading to 24/7 front-row parking, flashy aluminum walkers, and zippy electric scooters; all at no additional charge.

2. (n.) transfats with unique characteristics and uses.

1. HANDIFAT PARKING ONLY: AVERAGE JOES WILL BE TOWED.

2. Orbiting NASA scientists, while sucking liquified SPAM through a tube in zero-G conditions, have made bold new discoveries for the many applications of handifat.

See handicapped, disabled, challenged, obese, fat, heavy, overweight, plump, rotund, supersized