Handitard Edit Meaning

1.

Someone who is actually NOT handicapped or retarded, but through his deliberate ineptitude and lameness gives off the impression that he is BOTH handicapped AND retarded.

Jack: Dude, I think I'll vote for Hillary Clinton for President.

John: Dude, you're a handitard.

See lame, retarded, handicapped, stupid, bozo

2.

A defining characteristic of those priveldged people who get the ride the short bus, get preferential customer parking or otherwise given "special" treatment. A slang of handicap and retard.

"Fuck it! That handitard just cut me off!"

"Great, its the handitard bus."

3.

it is a combination of handicappedand retardtaking the worst of each and combining them. Used as an insult

That was the dumbest thing that i have ever heard. You are such a Handitard.

See J.R.

4.

1.A person which barely qualifies as handicapped yet is a douchebag. 2. Someone who is a complete failure.

"That fucker just cut me off what a handitard."

See fail, asshole, douche, prick, cunt

5.

A cross between the words handicapped and retard. However each cancels the other out when said together ie. a gay queer. Is used to insult someone of low IQ or with a generic deformity. Also used to describe someone with a noticeable affliction.

(Robbie) 'Wots wrong with him?'

(Shrek) 'I dunno but hes walking like a handitard!'

See handicapped, retard, gay, queer, robbie

6.

someone who is retarted and handicapped. In other words a complete freak of nature fuck up.

that steve o is a handitard.

my sister shits herself that fucking handitard

See re-cap, retard, dumbass, steve o, handicap