What is Handjob?
1.
The 21st century equivalent of the kiss.
2.
Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers.
"a handjob, that's a man job; but a blowjob? that's yo' job."
3.
When another person (woman or man but preferabla a woman) rubs a man's penis with their hand, usually to make them reach orgasm.
There's a reason guys want girls to do it; its mostly in the mind. A guy would probably do it better than a girl but the realization that someone else is doing it and they're a girl makes the guy feel better and he's more likely to cum faster. It's the same reason a straight girl wouldn't want a lesbian to eat them out; you know that she's going to do a better job than your average guy but the fact that it is another woman will make you sick to your stomach. Ditto with a straight guy being offered a hand job or blow job from a dude; you would rather do it yourself than let another dude anywhere near your cock.
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4.
What sex was in eighth grade.
Robin gave me a handjob in the back of the #20 bus.
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5.
when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)
That little slut Kimmy was giving a handjob to every guy on the swim team last night!
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6.
When a woman touches a man's penis in a sexual act. It is like having someone
Jackie gave Ed a handjob.
7.
When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation; sometimes used
to secure membership on a
<@CaptWaters`USSTERRIBLE> And how did Mark get on Pandemic?
<@Rhetoric> Handjob!!
