Handjob

What is Handjob?


1.

The 21st century equivalent of the kiss.

2.

Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers.

"a handjob, that's a man job; but a blowjob? that's yo' job."

3.

When another person (woman or man but preferabla a woman) rubs a man's penis with their hand, usually to make them reach orgasm.

There's a reason guys want girls to do it; its mostly in the mind. A guy would probably do it better than a girl but the realization that someone else is doing it and they're a girl makes the guy feel better and he's more likely to cum faster. It's the same reason a straight girl wouldn't want a lesbian to eat them out; you know that she's going to do a better job than your average guy but the fact that it is another woman will make you sick to your stomach. Ditto with a straight guy being offered a hand job or blow job from a dude; you would rather do it yourself than let another dude anywhere near your cock.

See anonymous

4.

What sex was in eighth grade.

Robin gave me a handjob in the back of the #20 bus.

See nostalgic

5.

when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)

That little slut Kimmy was giving a handjob to every guy on the swim team last night!

See Marty

6.

When a woman touches a man's penis in a sexual act. It is like having someone mastribatefor you.

Jackie gave Ed a handjob.

7.

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation; sometimes used

to secure membership on a cal-i team when one does not posess the skill to acquire a roster spot through normal means.

<@CaptWaters`USSTERRIBLE> And how did Mark get on Pandemic?

<@Rhetoric> Handjob!!


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