What is Hand-job Bandit?
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A large, fat, ugly and un-attractive female who preys on drunk teenagers. She waits until said drunk teen passes out at a party where she begins to deliver a
The HJB can also be referred to in numerical form, by using the letters 8-10-2H=8 J=10 B=2
"Oh man, did you hear? Snake got attacked by the
Hand-Job Bandit last night!"
"Dont pass out tonight boys.. here comes the
HJB ."
"Heads up fellas, i just caught word of the 8-10-2 coming to town."
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