What is Hand-job Bandit?
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A large, fat, ugly and un-attractive female who preys on drunk teenagers. She waits until said drunk teen passes out at a party where she begins to deliver a
The HJB can also be referred to in numerical form, by using the letters 8-10-2H=8 J=10 B=2
"Oh man, did you hear? Snake got attacked by the
Hand-Job Bandit last night!"
"Dont pass out tonight boys.. here comes the
HJB ."
"Heads up fellas, i just caught word of the 8-10-2 coming to town."
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When a guy is doing a girl doggy-style, he suddenly sticks it in her behind and flaps her arms making sqwaking noises with an awkward ex..
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When you see clothing so bad, you can't help but doubletake.
That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.
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Noun: Typically a lead guitarist who appears to be copulating with his instrument whilst playing it.
That Ben Allison is a real guitar ..
