Hand-job Bandit

What is Hand-job Bandit?


1.

A large, fat, ugly and un-attractive female who preys on drunk teenagers. She waits until said drunk teen passes out at a party where she begins to deliver a handjob to the unexpecting young man. The man then either wakes up and gets rid of the Bandit, or just rolls with it and trys to keep it a secret from all of his friends.

The HJB can also be referred to in numerical form, by using the letters 8-10-2H=8 J=10 B=2

"Oh man, did you hear? Snake got attacked by the Hand-Job Bandit last night!"

"Dont pass out tonight boys.. here comes the HJB."

"Heads up fellas, i just caught word of the 8-10-2 coming to town."

See hand job, bandit, hjb


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