What is Handjob Haney?
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To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.
"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."
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borrowed from the german for "kind bud" i.e. weed, ganj, marijuana
das iz sum guud kinderbuden!
See granny..
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one who is a doofus metamoofus
"Andrew is not imcompotint"
See as, sd, df, gg, rr..
