What is Handjob Haney?
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To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.
"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."
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Someone who takes part in the act of consuming fecal matter.
That guy is eating his own shit. Hes a fecal freak...
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A mole often directly between the two real nipples. Completely useless as a nipple.
Carlos has a third nipple!
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