What is Handjob Haney?
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To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.
"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."
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a variation of the term "nigga bitch"
Monique: Yo wassup you punk ass nigga!
Lemonjello: Yo yoself nigga bisque!
See nigga,..
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When you put your fingers into his/her anus and then give them a titty twister with those fingers.
When she gave me a yorkstown streets..
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Some one who is as ugly as a Coyote. Mostly used as an offensive name-calling.
Omg, Hannah is is as ugly as a coyote, that means she is..