What is Handjob Haney?
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To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.
"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."
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a term or a slang used to divert people's attention towards the word, rather than what they were actually talking about.k.k
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a homosexual who is willing to flaunt there obvious sexuality. someone who goes over the top and out of there way to make a straight per..
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A person who becomes sexually aroused by the Zelda video games.
The reason Timmy is humping his Wii is because he is a Zeldaphile
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