What is Handjob Haney?
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To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.
"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."
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To Chedda Chize another male on both his bosoms. The desired effect is to lift said person off the ground.
Person one: So i was running..
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Another name for masturbating. The motion a guys hand makes when masturbating.
Guy 1: "What are you doing tonight?"
Guy 2: &..
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Z is for Zooming in with your camera, because you're a photographer.
Part of the emo alphabet. -_-
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