Handjob Haney

What is Handjob Haney?


1.

To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.

"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."

See handjob, haney, ejaculate, loser


39

Random Words:

1. like Hell yeah!!!, only much cooler! " Fukin A that finnish chick is the shiznit"!!!..
1. A typical Iranian muslim whose hobbies include strapping bombs to his chest. Mazi blew up the school for Allah. 2. 1. someone who is ..
1. a craaaaaaaaazy country in the mid south of africa. wow. it enthralls me. It however does not urinate on norway like nearby Kenya. &..