What is Handjob Haney?
1.
To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.
"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."
See
Random Words:
1.
The most kick ass job anyone could ever get. This is the job everybody wishes they had.
Kyle- "I just got a job as a Video-Game De..
1.
iPod players that suck up your time and attention, epicially those minis.
iPodders around the world are redding the needle in their ins..
