What is Handjob Haney?
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To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.
"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."
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a child-abusing rich-bitch mother.
"Don't make me go Joan Crawford on your ass!"
See movie star, mommie dearest, bitch..
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High spikey and cutaway women's shoes. Often abbreviated to FM shoes.
Look at her in those Fuck Me shoes.
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