What is Handjob Haney?
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To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.
"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."
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When you get so pissed off at your bitch that you beat the living shit out of her until she cries for her daddy.
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Proper noun/referring to a geek of mythological proportions
I had another class under Professor Geekenstein
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A person who hacks people's homes, possibly to help or hinder, dependent on their mood.
HomeHacker2 On YouTube/IRC
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