What is Handjob Haney?
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To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.
"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."
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When a man or woman feels without a shadow of a doubt and only circumstantial evidence that they could have sexual relations with anothe..
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A person who violently inserts their dick into a crevice.
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Probably a male homosexual, but not necessarily. A queer-bait is someone who is always on homosexuals' "GAYDAR".
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