What is Handjob Haney?
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To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.
"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."
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Holy Beam of Light shooting down from the Heavens, normally as Shibuya's Composer's main method of attack.
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A warm moist bun that was invented by the famous cook,
Fanny Cradock , in the 1950's.
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