What is Handjob Haney?
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To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.
"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."
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Random Words:
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to be high, stoned, baked
Dude after that blunt, I was grilled like cheese.
See high, stoned, weed, blunt, bong, baked..
