Handjob Hansen

What is Handjob Hansen?

v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping.

Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.

"He was sound asleep and he did a handjob hansen on him."

Squirrel Elbow

1. Originally from the inner cities of New York this disease is passed on from squirrels to humans when sleeping. The human elbow emits an ..

W00dz

1. See alcoholic <w00dz_> fugger off .. yuo piss oh shiz See trypnotic 2. See ghey. Or Ford. w00dz drives a Ford. There goes w..

Vbied

1. Vehicle Borne Improvised Explosive Device - basically a car bomb used by the hajis in Iraq because they are cowardly pussies and know th..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Handjob Hansen Edit Meaning