Handjob Hansen

What is Handjob Hansen?

v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping.

Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.

"He was sound asleep and he did a handjob hansen on him."

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