Handjob Hansen

What is Handjob Hansen?

v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping.

Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.

"He was sound asleep and he did a handjob hansen on him."

Auti

1. a crazy person who doesnt gave a crap what others think of her. she is way way too nice and is very sweet. she isnt the prettiest bu a l..

Noiled

1. Messed up, weird, wacky. George: Did you see that truck driver in the pink and white dress? Kari: Dude, that was so noiled! George: ..

Zesty Queso

1. when youre having sex and you pull out and skeet on the other persons face. you then proceed to ask them if they would like it spiced up..

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