Handjob Hansen

What is Handjob Hansen?

v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping.

Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.

"He was sound asleep and he did a handjob hansen on him."

Nevertimes

1. n. Times that never were. Person #1: "I wonder why sometimes the toilet paper has crap on it after I wipe and sometimes it doesn&a..

Crotch Rott

1. Nasty genital discharge accompanied by a foul smell, more common on women and leaves dry rott around the vag opening that chick I ate o..

Un-bored

1. the act of finding somthing to do while your bored. Class sux, im so bored So un-bored your self. how? idk, dance or somting like t..

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