Handjob Hansen

What is Handjob Hansen?

v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping.

Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.

"He was sound asleep and he did a handjob hansen on him."

Zard

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Jinked

1. A term used to describe a particularly long and active sexual episode. Good, vigerous humpjob. "Sally got righteously jinked last ..

Pincicle

1. poop shoot that pincicle was so loose See pin, pop, pound, shit, ass..

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