What is Handjob Higgins?
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A slut who goes to parties and "pleasures" all of the opposite sex... or same. Kinda fat ugly chick that no one really respects anymore, and more than likely has an STD.
"Hey, that party's gonna be really fun tonight."
"Yeah, I hear Handjob Higgins will be there."
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