What is Handjob Higgins?
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A slut who goes to parties and "pleasures" all of the opposite sex... or same. Kinda fat ugly chick that no one really respects anymore, and more than likely has an STD.
"Hey, that party's gonna be really fun tonight."
"Yeah, I hear Handjob Higgins will be there."
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n. Lesbian sex. So named because it contains no 'meat' (ie. Penises)
I normally don't go for veggie action in porn, but..
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The alter-ego of a Max. This is the incarnation of absurity into a human body and mind.
The universe is nonesense and can only be under..