What is Handjob Higgins?
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A slut who goes to parties and "pleasures" all of the opposite sex... or same. Kinda fat ugly chick that no one really respects anymore, and more than likely has an STD.
"Hey, that party's gonna be really fun tonight."
"Yeah, I hear Handjob Higgins will be there."
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the hamster version of masturbation
even though they are actually cleaning themselves, it looks more like they are pleasing themselves
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Cervical mucus, as defined in the television series "Scrubs".
My icky sticky is peaking, so now would be a premo time to impr..
