What is Handkerjerk?
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To get jerked off under a table during dinner with a handkerchief covering your cock. Also can be done in any situation as long as your privates are covered by some clothing item.
Bob: Why were you so quiet during dinner?
Rick: I was getting handkerjerked by Lana's mom!
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