What is Handle Job?
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You shit on a rolled up newspaper and spackle it underneath the driver's side car door handle so the person has to stick their hand in shit to get in their car.
"On my last day, I'm gonna give my boss' Mercedes a handle job because he is a fuckin' douchebag."
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When you stick an expensive stiletto up a guy's ass and then make him lick it.
I don't care which hedge fund he worked for, I..