What is Handle Job?
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You shit on a rolled up newspaper and spackle it underneath the driver's side car door handle so the person has to stick their hand in shit to get in their car.
"On my last day, I'm gonna give my boss' Mercedes a handle job because he is a fuckin' douchebag."
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The euphoric feeling of being the first to open a jar of peanut butter and seeing an untouched surface.
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