What is Handle Job?
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You shit on a rolled up newspaper and spackle it underneath the driver's side car door handle so the person has to stick their hand in shit to get in their car.
"On my last day, I'm gonna give my boss' Mercedes a handle job because he is a fuckin' douchebag."
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When you sneeze so hard that your eyeballs pop out of their sockets.
Alex sneezed so ferociously that optical poptitude occured and had..