Handmade Mayo

What is Handmade Mayo?

When a man masterbates to ejactulate into someone's sandwich or burger in place of mayo.

"I made Charlie a turkey sandwich, he doesn't know it has handmade mayo in it."

See ejaculate, cum, gross, sick, mayo, sexual, funny, gay

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