Handmade Mayo

What is Handmade Mayo?

When a man masterbates to ejactulate into someone's sandwich or burger in place of mayo.

"I made Charlie a turkey sandwich, he doesn't know it has handmade mayo in it."

See ejaculate, cum, gross, sick, mayo, sexual, funny, gay

Unempty

1. Opposite of empty. In relation to beer mathematics. This glass is empty. I shall go unempty it. See empty, beer, math, glass..

Nacho Story

1. A pointless tale. A story with the intention of being witty, but ends up being not. The phrase originates from 'The Nacho Story&apo..

Car Problems

1. When one has car problems, they have trouble getting ass or getting the party started. Fundo wasn't getting laid and when his frie..

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