Handmade Mayo

What is Handmade Mayo?

When a man masterbates to ejactulate into someone's sandwich or burger in place of mayo.

"I made Charlie a turkey sandwich, he doesn't know it has handmade mayo in it."

See ejaculate, cum, gross, sick, mayo, sexual, funny, gay

Masturpimp

1. 'mas-t&r + 'pimp Combining the words masturbate and pimp to define the dastardly art of self-promotion when posting to me..

Piping It Up

1. Making out that one is bigger / badder / harder than one actually is. Person - Azza said he's gonna do 400kg on the leg press late..

Nob Sock

1. A Nob Sock is a term used to describe the sock a person has put their nob into at the moment of orgasm to ejaculate into. This is done ..

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