What is Hand-pump?
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Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers! The 21st century version of a kiss!
Dave is the Hand-Pump king
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someone who damages their knee's or knee whilst performing oral sex. i.e damage to the ligaments cartilage quite similar to house m..
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Generally,stoner slang for waking up in the morning with an erection, for no apparent reason.
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