What is Hand-pump?
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Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers! The 21st century version of a kiss!
Dave is the Hand-Pump king
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A figurative expression meaning being a complete failure at life, a drain on society. Originates from the SNL skit featuring Chris Farl..
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An ordinary cigarette colored with a Sharpie causing the individual whos smoking it to get high.
Dude A: I wanna get high, but I gots n..
