Hand-pump

What is Hand-pump?


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Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers! The 21st century version of a kiss!

Dave is the Hand-Pump king

See handjob, wanker, manjob, bashing the bishop


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