What is Hand-pump?
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Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers! The 21st century version of a kiss!
Dave is the Hand-Pump king
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Sexual act wherein a girl is giving a guy a hand job while another guy throws bagels at her. Once the first male ejaculates, the girl mu..
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1.If you are sexually attracted to someone's grandad
2.If you dont want to use yer mum or yer dad as a comeback
3.If your shit at..
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Sperm covered shit. Jizz all up in the poop shoot; similar to a chocolate yodel.
There were jizzadoodles on the floor after he got a b..