What is Hand-pump?
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Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers! The 21st century version of a kiss!
Dave is the Hand-Pump king
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Another name for a lesbian.
Ellen Degeneres is a coochie cruncher.
See lesbian, sapphic, straight..
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When someone posts two or more emoticons that completely contradict eachother.
An example of emoticontradiction:
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