What is Hand-pump?
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Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers! The 21st century version of a kiss!
Dave is the Hand-Pump king
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The particularly defined area on the lower male torso that runs from near the hip down towards the pelvis. Most commonly found amongst s..
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freezing a turd for use as a dildo
"Ready in half an hour" called Bob as he stuck a turd in the freezer for use as a dildo..
