What is Hands Off The Merchandise!?


1.

Basically "Don't touch my stuff, punk."

Person A: Dude, awesome iPod!! (reaches for iPod)

Person B: Hey buddy, hands off the merchandise!

See anthing, here


89

Random Words:

1. NOUN. someone who gives the yagoogaly at a funeral. Derek Zoolander was an excellent yagoogalizer, wasn't he?? See sex, trash, po..
1. A singer/songwriter who has created such awesome hits like Milk and Cereal and My Baby's Got Sauce. Awesome music, check it out. G..
1. A steel rider is someone who removes the seat off of their bicycle and inserts the bar that connects to the seat into their anus or vagi..