What is Hands-free Masturbation Device?
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A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.
Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"
Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."
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Venus 2000 its the next best thing.
Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.
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I marijuana pipe that can be made out of a small wooden rectangular block, like a Lincoln Log. I won't go into detail about making..
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crazy ass bitch who laughs at the hanidcapped
*points and laughs at a cripple hitting a bus with his wheelchair
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