What is Hands-free Masturbation Device?
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A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.
Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"
Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."
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Venus 2000 its the next best thing.
Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.
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A female of the ugly and/or obese variety.
See also Good Machine.
Woah guys don't look over there... total rusty machine.
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The act of a bitch grinding on your dick resulting in a raw cock and hurting balls.
Travis's dick hurt from his daily dick grind.
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