What is Hands-free Masturbation Device?
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A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.
Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"
Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."
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Venus 2000 its the next best thing.
Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.
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Random Words:
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Stating that a person, place, or thing is shit. Derrogatory term. To be said with a heavy accent.
Wow I'm cool.
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A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.
Origin: Mid-NY
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