What is Hands-free Masturbation Device?


1.

A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.

Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"

Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."

See girlfriend, s.o., bitch, slut, cunt, masturbation

2.

Venus 2000 its the next best thing.

Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.

See machine, sybian, sucking, stroking


0

Random Words:

1. A dick move in Scrabble when you get 20 points at the end because your opponent can't play the Q. Yo, Jebediah Q-sticked me in our..
1. a coincidence. A sequence of events that although accidental seems to have been planned or arranged. We both wore red today. What a qui..
1. zloorp ("slurp") is an exaggerated cuddle word used in the furry fandom to indicate ridiculous licking, as a sign of affection..