What is Hands-free Masturbation Device?
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A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.
Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"
Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."
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Venus 2000 its the next best thing.
Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.
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Random Words:
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another way of saying' get out of my face
generally used when one is frustrated
or when someone bumps in the hall way
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Used to announce the start of a battle, fight or competition. Similar to “let’s get it on” or "let’s get ready to rumble."
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A penis of a Scotsman, usually very vain and demanding. Accompanied by ladies-in-waiting. (Testiclay)
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