What is Hands-free Masturbation Device?
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A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.
Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"
Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."
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Venus 2000 its the next best thing.
Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.
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Random Words:
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The act of taking a shit.
I'll be right back, I've got to go sink a steamer.
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A make beleive dinosaur made by me.
AHHHH when the rawrosaurous rawrs like that he is mad!
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used by the "gangsters" in the 361 area code. (19 squared= 361.)
This area code is used by the various small towns in souther..
