What is Hands-free Masturbation Device?
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A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.
Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"
Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."
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Venus 2000 its the next best thing.
Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.
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Random Words:
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a person who likes shaging young dead animals
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An expression of greeting to a male "bro."
Guy 1: Why hello there, Chester!
Guy 2: Yoseph broseph! What's crackin nukka..
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the glorious combination of ffs, stfu, you, and df.
Can be used as an independent sentence. E.g: "FFSSTFUUDF!"
See ffs, stfu..
