What is Hands-free Masturbation Device?
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A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.
Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"
Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."
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Venus 2000 its the next best thing.
Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.
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Random Words:
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A small phrase said when replying to a question of stupidity.
A couple of friends are watching a scary movie and one of them farts real..
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The actofbeing a faggot .
Jew:Man...Lyricaus is such a fag!
Muslim:I know man...he gots da Vanilla Wrist!
See jew, muslim, nigger, fa..
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outstanding sexual events
oh my god itsafuckingmiracle..
