What is Hands-free Masturbation Device?
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A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.
Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"
Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."
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Venus 2000 its the next best thing.
Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.
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Random Words:
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bis•cuit jack (biskit jak)
n. pl. bis•cuit jacks
A Biscuit Jack is anyone who makes a fictitious boast with the attempt to make themse..
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While hitting it from behind (or when the female is on top) you peel her butt cheeks apart for MAXIMUM PEN!
Last night when I was pumme..
