What is Hands-free Masturbation Device?


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A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.

Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"

Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."

See girlfriend, s.o., bitch, slut, cunt, masturbation

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Venus 2000 its the next best thing.

Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.

See machine, sybian, sucking, stroking


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