What is Handshake Homosexuals?


1.

A male homosexual couple that never engages in any public display of affection, hence allowing straight male observers to avoid thinking about sodomy.

"Dude, your gay neighbors are selling sheets at the yard sale. That's gross."

"Dude, don't worry, they never have butt sex, they're handshake homosexuals. They probably sleep in separate beds."

See homo, homosexual, platonic, gay, sodomy


31

Random Words:

1. a shit end of a joint. the result of smoking a spliff leaves a brown end, a.k.a, a dimph "you want that man?" "nah man..
1. a group of smelly, whiney bastard cunts who enjoy kicking puppies, having sex with dead people, and eating poop. Members of the 90th ar..
1. The sassy, street-dancing african-american girl lurking deep inside every suburbanite mom. Where's Ashley? She went to a hip-hop d..