What is Handshake Homosexuals?
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A male homosexual couple that never engages in any public display of affection, hence allowing straight male observers to avoid thinking about sodomy.
"Dude, your gay neighbors are selling sheets at the yard sale. That's gross."
"Dude, don't worry, they never have butt sex, they're handshake homosexuals. They probably sleep in separate beds."
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