Handy Cannon

What is Handy Cannon?


1.

A small wheeled cannon which, if properly maintained and armed with ammunition that isn't gammon, might be able to stop the monkey. Alternatively, surrounding the monkey with foxes or toilets will net you the prize of the voucher for 10p off sprouts (cash value 0.001 pence).

yes I can with my handy cannon... oh dick sprouts!


90

Random Words:

1. a) Someone who loves Lobsters b) a lesbian c) a lobster fisherman Look at those Lobster Lickers. Bob, loves Lobster . . . one might ..
1. To do something to perfection or to beat someone mercilessly. He really Zak'd you up. See beaten, owned, pwned 2. A way of seri..
1. a girl who loves suckin on the cock. Does it for her own enjoyment as much as the guy's. Dick Draculas can become so notorious that..