What is Handy Cannon?
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A small wheeled cannon which, if properly maintained and armed with ammunition that isn't gammon, might be able to stop the monkey. Alternatively, surrounding the monkey with foxes or toilets will net you the prize of the voucher for 10p off sprouts (cash value 0.001 pence).
yes I can with my handy cannon... oh dick sprouts!
Random Words:
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When you are having intercourse with a woman and you pull out and stick a white or black pudding into their vagina and then slap them in..
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its like regular vaginal or anal intercourse but replace the penis with the balls. these become like anal beads or cute little dildo nut..
