What is Handy Cannon?
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A small wheeled cannon which, if properly maintained and armed with ammunition that isn't gammon, might be able to stop the monkey. Alternatively, surrounding the monkey with foxes or toilets will net you the prize of the voucher for 10p off sprouts (cash value 0.001 pence).
yes I can with my handy cannon... oh dick sprouts!
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An unbelievably horrendous smell emanating from the orifice of the mouth. Could very well kill a small elephant.
Shit man, I can't..
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(Noun)
1. A term used to describe when the media is owned and controlled by a few large corporations.
2. A conspiracy theory, in which..
