What is Handy Cannon?
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A small wheeled cannon which, if properly maintained and armed with ammunition that isn't gammon, might be able to stop the monkey. Alternatively, surrounding the monkey with foxes or toilets will net you the prize of the voucher for 10p off sprouts (cash value 0.001 pence).
yes I can with my handy cannon... oh dick sprouts!
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A phrase used by managers / Co-owners to entice younger workers to join them in their office ... usually for rough anal sex.
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Something that attracts a lot of attention from passing strangers.
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