What is Handy Cannon?
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A small wheeled cannon which, if properly maintained and armed with ammunition that isn't gammon, might be able to stop the monkey. Alternatively, surrounding the monkey with foxes or toilets will net you the prize of the voucher for 10p off sprouts (cash value 0.001 pence).
yes I can with my handy cannon... oh dick sprouts!
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an uptight bitch who appears to be walking around with an absolutely enourmous cock up her ass.
that cock-ass bitch made me re-caulk he..
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To be a carnie and a fag.
That guy is such a Kritchofzsell...