Hanford

What is Hanford?


1.

Hanford, California is the town of lifted trucks and dirty sluts. Wanna-be gangters and deliverence type farm folk. Holds the title of Highest teen pregnancyrate in the states. Smells like cows and rotteneggs because of the dairies and sulfer water. Methcapital of the world.

"Dude did you see that pregnant crackhead?"

"Yeah shes from Hanford!"

See hanford, cow town

2.

Hanford is A Small Town In the Valley.. Where The Water Smells Like Rotten Eggs, an It has the Highest Teen pregnancy Rate In California.

"you know That Girl Lisa in Hanford is pregnant with her 4 child..."

"Damn! Really.. Ain't She Only 16?"

3.

A town in the middle of no where in California where it's actually ghetto...where everyone speaks spanish and the grown ups look like former confederates of the civil war also no one drinks the water because its polluted...there shouldnt be any reason to have gangbangers and high teen pregnancies because, there's really nothing to do in Hanford it's the equivalent to the smell of the desert in such cases and everyone is high on that hyphy shyt for some reason

James-Hey I'm from LA where you from?

Alfredo-Hanford

James-Wheres that at?

Alfredo-near Fresno

James-Where's that at?

Alfredo-close to Visalia

James-Where that at?

Alfredo-near Tulare

James-whars that?

Alfredo-its kinda close to Bakersfield

James-Hu?

Alfredo_Nevermind dude

See central, valley, city, california, farm


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