Random Words:
1.
Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.
"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm..
1.
Another term for left luggage, commonly known as dykes.
Did you see those backpackers over there?
- You mean the pair of quick-fit-fit..
1.
When something great is expected, but only a very disappointing substitute is received.
I thought she was gonna blow me, but instead sh..