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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..
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An email typically sent by colleagues to one another that should really have had the benefit of 10 minutes calming down time before the ..
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The little white balls of slime men get in the hair under their armpits when they use white stick deodorant.
Man i have to switch to cl..