Hanging Crumpet

What is Hanging Crumpet?

When your junk is hanging out of your pants; when a man's genitalia is exposed

"I watched TV with Johnny for 20 minutes before I realized he was hanging crumpet. Disgusting."

See hanging, crumpet, hanging brain, balls, junk, dick

Extracting The Urine

1. Polite/alternate/ironic version of to "take the piss". I thought he was extracting the urine, but he was being serious...

Xtremelyhcman

1. Hardcore person,animal or alien. They often attack at will during a wrestling match and also fight dirty. That guy is an Xtremelyhcman...

Quiming

1. is in much the same league as felching although quiming refers to a lady after i had ejaculated i gave her a good quiming See john 1...

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