Hanging Crumpet

What is Hanging Crumpet?

When your junk is hanging out of your pants; when a man's genitalia is exposed

"I watched TV with Johnny for 20 minutes before I realized he was hanging crumpet. Disgusting."

See hanging, crumpet, hanging brain, balls, junk, dick

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