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When taking a shower
get in,
turn water on,
get wet,
turn water off,
lather,
turn water on,
rinse,
get out.
In the effort of..
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browsing a ladies genitalia nasally whilst being as drunk as a weeping clam
after about ten pints i was 'sniffing the goat' l..
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when you havn't had sex in a long time and when you ejaculate, a yellow, jell-o-like substance comes out.
guy #1- Dude last night ..