Hangsturbation

What is Hangsturbation?

The excitation of one's own genital organs while simultaneously asphyxiating oneself usually to the point of orgasm.

Late at night, Officer Billy loves hangsturbating in his cop vehicle while checking for drivers going over the speed limit.

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