Hangsturbation

What is Hangsturbation?

The excitation of one's own genital organs while simultaneously asphyxiating oneself usually to the point of orgasm.

Late at night, Officer Billy loves hangsturbating in his cop vehicle while checking for drivers going over the speed limit.

Telefrustration

1. When trying to pick up a piece of string or fluff using the vacuum cleaner, the persistent movement backwards and forwards over the offe..

Jump In Your Wal-mart

1. To have sex with. Occasinally meaning to rape. I'm going to jump in your wal-mart. ; He totally jumped in her wal-mart last night..

W.o.t.h.?

1. Which One's The Heifer? Haha, look over there! W.O.T.H.? See animals, funny, crude, hilarious, cows 2. Which One's The Hei..

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