What is Hani?
1.
One who achieves greatness. Also one who is happy.
Nice work, you just pulled a hani.
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2.
A gyro wrap filled with delicious goodness in the form of sliced, breaded chicken breast, lettuce, Swiss and American cheese, mayo and tomato.
Hanis are best accompanied with chili cheese fries and copious amounts of cigarette smoke. In fact, most hani extremists will only eat a hani with these two crucial side dishes. Also, the hani is best enjoyed if eaten in the early hours of morning, after bar close, served by a waitress of Mediterranean - mainly meaning Greek, Albanian or Yugoslavian - descent.
The dish is indicative of Greek Detroit, and can only be enjoyed at one of the area's many National Coney Islands.
Put bluntly, a hani is the only meal a person should order upon entering a National's; to do otherwise would be a mistake and will often bring a look of disgust from other patrons and ridicule from those in your party.
The Lieutenant once drove three hours round trip just to eat a hani.
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