What is Hank?
1.
Back in the Golden Ages, Hank was a relatively strong person. He was able to chop down trees in one Mighty blow. After idoling his ability, the word Hank was created. It can be used in many different situations, such as compliments, definition of strength, etc, etc. If you can use it, it can be done. Verb, noun, plural function, Conjuncted monkey scratcher, whatever.
1. Dude, you're so hankin.
2. See that guy who punched the little Mexican? He's hankin. <--- That would be a strength term.
3. I just hanked my mom in the face. <---I honestly have no clue, but it works anywhere.
2.
A slang term for Captain Morgan, whose full name was Henry Morgan, Hank is sometimes a nickname for Henry, best used when you are trying to be discrete about what you are drinking.
Without Slang:
" Hey man i got some Captain Morgan, you wanna drink tonight?"
"Dude what the fuck, my parents are in the other room!"
With Slang:
"Man I got me some Hank tonight so its gonna be hella fun"
"Boy, for real tonights gonna be jumping, I'm a be Hankin' all night"
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3.
A measurement of beef, weighing about two and a half pounds.
Maria: What's your name?
Hank: Hank.
Maria: Like a hank of beef?
Customer: I'd like some roast beef?
Butcher: How many hanks?
Customer: Well, I'm going to have three people for dinner, think one hank will be enough?
Butcher: I'd get two hanks to be safe, or at least one and a half hanks
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4.
To go to 'brown town' in your own underwear.
To Hank yourself
Oh shit, i just 'Hank-ed' myself
To laugh till you Hank
Did you just Hank yourself
Man that stinks did you just Hank
Upo Hank creek with out a paddal
Hank stain
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5.
If you are hank then you feel well beyond hungry. Have you ever felt like being hungry just doesn’t sound extreme enough, like there should be another state that separates fakers from those in serious need of emergency nutrition? If you were hungry an hour ago you better get a sandwich because you are now ... HANK.
(UK)
subway employee "no cutting in line, sir"
you "no you dont understand its urgent"
subway employee "get to the back! we have hungry people here"
you "You dont understand, i'm HANK"
subway employee "go right ahead sir"
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6.
After the man has cum, and as the penis is going flaccid, or is flaccid, the girl gives a blow job until the flaccid penis becomes fully erect and the man cums again.
After I finished cumming in her mouth she hanked me.
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7.
1; Old Vietnam veteran who refuses to pay rent 2; One who rocks out, then sleeps like a motherfucker 3; Unemployed
"Hank didn't pay his rent this week! What a asshat!"
