What is Hankeltoni?
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An emotional state in which you are condemned to playing Madden for hours and hours on end, because you and your friends are incapable of getting any action from their fellow classmates. See
"Yo Drew, what'd you do over the weekend?"
"Eh not much, me and my friends pulled a hankeltoni."
"Get a life."
"Fuck my life"
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A Bone Shake is when you get a "Shit Cramp" and take a poop that feels like it is ripping the lining of your ass
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