What is Hankeltoni?
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An emotional state in which you are condemned to playing Madden for hours and hours on end, because you and your friends are incapable of getting any action from their fellow classmates. See
"Yo Drew, what'd you do over the weekend?"
"Eh not much, me and my friends pulled a hankeltoni."
"Get a life."
"Fuck my life"
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