What is Hankeltoni?
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An emotional state in which you are condemned to playing Madden for hours and hours on end, because you and your friends are incapable of getting any action from their fellow classmates. See
"Yo Drew, what'd you do over the weekend?"
"Eh not much, me and my friends pulled a hankeltoni."
"Get a life."
"Fuck my life"
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Random Words:
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Adj: 1. The ability to give one a boner, especially if that object is purple rimmed glasses.
2. The ability to be as hot as Sam.
Came..
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An ass so large and protruding, you can place a drink on top of it.
My aunt has a tabletop ass that you can set your drink right up on...
