What is Hanktard?
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A teenage to early-twenties male who is unkempt, smelly, and probably hairy.
Portrays the facade of intelligence, but ultimately is a small boy stuck in a teenager's body. May come off as arrogant, but don't be fooled. Catchphrases of a hanktard include "dirty", "kitty", and "peanut butter", but as a warning, he refuses requests. Proceed with caution.
"Hey, what do you want for dinner?"
"Kitty."
"No, HANK, seriously, what do you want for dinner?"
"Peanut butter."
"Ok, what do you want to put the peanut butter on? Toast? Bagel?"
"Kitty."
"UGH! Stop being such a hanktard!!!"
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