What is Hannah Montana?
1.
Some wannabe, wishy-washy
The show is even more awful. How are you a teen by day, but a popstar by night? Wearing a brunette wig won't do much justice!
Hannah Montana: Hey, America! It's Hannah Montana!
Janice: *ears bleed* My ears! Ahhhhhhhh!
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2.
Hannah Montana, a Disney Channel series, is awful. If you want to watch some obnoxious, untalented, irritating brat attempt to act and sing, you should crawl out into the middle of a Seattle street at rush hour. Seriously. She sucks.
Hannah Montana's "actress", Miley Cyrus, only has a leading role on TV because of her mullet-haired dad, Achy Breaky Heart singer, Billy Ray Cyrus. He's worse than she is, and those awful Tennessee accents are the icing on the cake. She has no talent. At all.
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3.
A very poorly made show. If you want to see a bratty little untalented snob act like a 2 year old this is the show for you.
Miley: omg like omg like omg look me sing! HANNAH MONTANA! Weeeeeeeeeeee! La, la!
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4.
A rather large and excessively pale, or whitish tinted piece of
"Dude! Did you intentionally not flush the toilet so I would see that Hannah Montana you left in there?"
"Heck yeah. Ya' know, it sounded just like Hannah Montana coming out also."
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5.
is a horribly produced show that has a
girl: do you think hannah montana is a good actor?
every one in room: HELL NO!
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6.
Hannah Montana is one of the most atrocious attempts at children's entertainment ever. I have never seen worse acting or writing on a television program of any sort. Miley Cyrus is horrendous and looks like she's squeezing one out with her same scrunched up face on each punch line. Her father is even worse. And the two boys playing her brother and fawning idiot friend are the worst mugging hams of TV since Danny Bonaducci on the Partridge Family.This is the show that makes you wonder what ever happened to intelligent children's entertainment. See
My niece and nephews brains turned to much after watching one inane episode of this Hannah Montana shlock. They are permanently scarred.
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A terrible show! Its a show about some hick country singer and his daughter who can neither sing nor act, and is only decent looking if she keeps her mouth closed. Hannah Montana aka
Goosey: Did you watch Hannah Montana Last night?
Ismail: No.
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