Hannah Montanna

What is Hannah Montanna?


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Just another damned clone produced by Bell Labs under contract to Disney. When she is all used-up, they'll produce more to unleash on the public...

Hannah Montanna: Proof you can come from nowhere and bring it with you!

See disney, tiffany, paris hilton, hillary duff, play

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A stupidly confused schizophrenic child who can’t determine her true personality therefore trying to grab as much money as possible by beginning a bazillion careers, and becoming two people which in both she can’t sing about anything relevant apart from her stupid split personality and 10 things she hates about you when really it should be about herself. Now realising a film in which she needs to make a decision in which path and person she will follow lets hope she decides on neither and shoots herself in the head.

Im afraid to tell you your child is suffering from a serious case of Hannah Montanna give her two tablets a day and the voices in her head should calm down.

See hannah, montanna, annoying, schizophrenic, lame


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