Hannaism

What is Hannaism?


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Hanna Kims sacrid religion. Established in 2008.

One of the first followers of Hannaism were Michelle, Alisha and Christine.

Rules of Hannaism:

1. Hanna is always right.

2. Hanna always sits in the middle.

3. Hanna is always the best.

4. No speaking down to Hanna.

5. Hanna is not retarded, just special.

6. Hanna is a princess everyone else is a servant.

7. Hanna is smart.

8. Hanna will always be prettiest.

9. You must learn the language of Hannaism before speaking to Hanna... VERY complicated.

10. Hanna > You

(:

"OH. That car is way much jiggly a lot" - Hanna (Hannaism Language)

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