What is Hanners?
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what Jared calls his bestest friend Hannah
what are you doing Hanners?
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A swedish woman who gets tempered very easily. She thinks she's the coolest person on earth. She's obsessed with Alex Turner from Arctic Monkeys. She wont ride her bike to Briarwood because she doesn't like the scenery. She bakes Swedish goods and has creepy photos of cats in her room.
Friend : "so i went to Ikea yesterday"
Hanners: "what! I-kea?! its EEEkia!!!"
Friend: "whatever..go listen to ABBA"
Hanners: "JUST BECASUE I'M SWEDISH, DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE ABBA."
Friend: "woah...relax"
Hanners: "I AM RELAXED! DON'T TELL ME TO RELAX. YOU RELAX!"
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Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day.
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