What is Hanney?
1.
A person from the farming county of Somerset, UK.
Said person is unable to speak properly or fluently due to his/her incoherant accent, and misunderstands basic instruction or conversation because of their unique farming heritage.
"Wheeer's me tracteerrr gonne"?
"Im sorry, could you repeat that"?
"Mee tracteerrr....wheerre it be?"
"I can't understand you, you're speaking like a right fucking Hanney"
"Do you live in Somerset"?
"Ay"
"Then fuck off you filthy Hanney"
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2.
To perform a insanely stupid act(usually while drunk) which generally results in some kind of personal injury.
Rob pulled a right Hanney by busting his hand open when punching a cereal bowl!
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